Aggressive and persistent chewer

I have strong teeth and I like to use them on my toys, I love chewing fabric toys and tearing them to pieces. This means that my toys don’t last all that long and it is a challenge to find one that lasts more than a week. I pride myself on my chewing abilities. The following email exchanges demonstrates my worth:

Email 1: from my human owner

I have just bought, an Ancol, ‘Extremely Tough Dog Toy’, ‘Small Dog Tuffie’, as my dog loves fabric toys but they come rather expensive as he certainly can be described as an ‘aggressive and persistent chewer’. He is a Border Terrier. Seduced by your description, hoping it might last a week or two, I bought the toy. It lasted five minutes before he got through the outer layer, and the lining, to the inner material. I thought you should know! It doesn’t work for ‘aggressive and persistent chewers’ for any reasonable stretch of time. Dog lover as I am, I think £3.99 for 5 minutes pleasure is a little steep.

Email 2: the reply

We were sorry to receive the contents of your  e mail and are sorry this item has not lived up to the usual Ancol standard

 

We are not the Manufacturer but the distributor, so we will address this with our suppliers.

 

Meantime please kindly return the offending toy to your retailer for an exchange/ refund

 

Once again our apologies.

 

regards

Victory!:

Ha ha! I shall destroy all offending toys! Woof!

Is this a puppy?

I have this new friend in the house which I keep wanting to play with. I think that it is a new puppy friend for me to teach the ways of the world to.

Cute and cuddly

To demonstrate my theory, here’s a picture of me as a puppy…

Cute and cuddly II

The build up to Christmas…

Well I have been helping put up the Christmas decorations around the house. Although someone put a toy snowman on the Christmas Tree and this was obviously a present for me so I went over and removed it to play with it… I think I did wrong as I got told off!

Also my friend the rapping dog came out to play (see my blog for last years Christmas photos), and I was very excitedly looking forward to a singalong. But upsetingly he died (battery problems) over the course of the year, sniff. So I will have to do all the singing this year.

This dog needs batteries rather than biscuits!

 

Looking for my toy

Misbehaving

The normal humans have gone away for a few days so I am being looked after by another human for a couple of days. I am making the most of this opportunity and causing as much trouble as possible.

The first thing I did was completely destroy one of my toys and then was sick with over-excitement.

Will keep you posted on what other naughty things I can come up with to do.

Bugs x

Scaffolding

For some reason the humans have covered the house in stuff they call “scaffolding”. I am protesting about this invasion on my territory!  People keep appearing at the window, and then there are thumps and bangs from all over the house.  I was too upset by all of this to even play with my raggy, which is my favourite toy. So out of this ordeal I have been given a new toy to cheer me up.